Heard last week in 2nd Grade...

Continuing the substitute teacher chronicles:

First thing in the morning...

Very bright, but border-line annoying kid...

During 'Show and Tell' a little girl showed us a bag of broken glass from her dad's car window, which had been

broken into the night before.

(How's that for an innovative show and tell?)
One little girl in the spellbound audience sitting on

the carpet fell onto her back and moaned...  

Same kid.  Again...

From the whole class when I asked if they were always this good...