For this generation of entering college students (born in 1994) these things are true:
- They have never seen an airplane ‘ticket’
- They can’t picture people actually carrying luggage through airports rather than rolling it
- Their folks have never gazed with pride on a new set of bound encyclopedias on the bookshelf
- They have no use for a radio at all
- They have lived in an era of instant stardom and self-proclaimed celebrities, famous for being famous
- A significant percentage of them will enter college already displaying some hearing loss
- They have had to incessantly remind their parents not to refer to their CDs and DVDs as “tapes”
- There have always been blue M&Ms, but no tan ones
- They watch television everywhere but on a television
- Despite being preferred urban gathering places, two-thirds of the independent bookstores in the United States have closed for good during their lifetimes
- Exposed bra straps have always been a fashion statement, not a wardrobe malfunction to be corrected by well-meaning friends
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My kids find it hard to believe but one day they too will be looking at a list that makes them feel old. Only Beloit will publish it via hologram or send directly to their brains through cyberspace.
I'm going to listen to the radio now.
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